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. . . . . . . . . . . . this is also somewhat nostalgic. The first curse that I was ever affected by on coming here. For the sake of not scaring little children and the elderly to death I won't be coming in to work today, unless an emergency arises. It's for the best as I pose something of a drowning slip hazard at the moment ( Read more... )

Pay no attention here. No, I am not wearing a maid outfit. I am especially not wearing one after that other curse where I insisted that I've never worn a maid outfit. Just a figment of your imagination.

Police Filter || UnhackableApologies for my recent absence from headquarters the past few days. I seemed to keep ending up in the graveyard... or ( Read more... )

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Officer Anita Blake was attacked and killed in the forest last night. Her body was returned by the Captain to her roommates who will be watching over her until she resurrects. Considering the situation of this case, Special Assault will be accompanying any Field Intel who goes out to ( Read more... )

Well, yesterday wasn't too bad. It beats the blood and alcohol, at least. I was almost tempted to... no, not with all the warnings I've given about not drinking the water! And no one even turned into zombies! Yet. It makes me wonder if I ought to invest in a bottled water company, though ( Read more... )

It's kind of nostalgic... The fairies back home were always trying to mug people out in the wilderness too. Everyone please be careful today, outside of the curse, I'm sure everyone's noticed the ominous feeling in the air and how some of us are acting rather strange to say the least. It's probably best that he's no longer--

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Just a reminder that there are proper protocols to follow if one wants to officially join the city watch and, oh hell, why not... while we're making laws up out of thin air and that use of excessive force by the police force is also illegal. And while we're making things up... And that the 'road tax' was paid in advance by the city at large at the ( Read more... )

It's been often said, but repeating certainly can't hurt.... everyone please be careful when it comes to handling doorknobs. Until this has been cleared up, they probably shouldn't be handled bare-handed. And if anyone else finds any strange devices, dispensors, or anything else suspicious please feel free to contact the city watch.

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Everyone please welcome Special Agent Catrina Arthur to the division. We look forward to her bringing her special insights and talents to this team. However, as new people join us, so do we lose past comrades. Akechi Mitsuhide has since left the city, and we wish him well upon his return home. And a quick return for ( Read more... )